Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
lol
No warning
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
thesixth
Kenya
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
tyrettes
Today, I started a new yard maintenance job. Before the day had even ended, I got fired, because I apparently didn’t have enough experience, and I moved too slowly. It was supposed to be my training day. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.
robc32ca 4
should have shown up on time!
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Comments (97)
lareske 0
You don't deserve the job. Planning is key, clearly zero care factor. Faill on your behalf FYL.
London999 0
It is your mistake baby. Learn from it and be on time next opportunity
themusickid17 7
what I want to know is what job did you get that is paying you 600 dollars a week?
amirawrx 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your fault.
Stumblebum30 5
Hopefully lesson learned?
Spartelfant 0
For that kind of money you should have spent the night in a sleeping bag in front of the office - YDI
atomicmrpelly 2
herp derp-a-derp... I got fired for being late on my first day of work... herp-a-derp derp
xsam4296x 0
When you get a new job, it might be a good choice to show up early... Not late.
luvmypitbulls 0
Dumbfuck!
JanisEvans 10
What sick **** shows up late on the first day in a new job? Or any day in a job for that matter?