Did he offer to shake your hand?

Well they were clean

It would be the polite thing to do. I mean he violated you with his eyes. The least he could do was show a little respect.

How did he come in?

Through the faucet, like in the movie 'Phantoms"

Why wasn't the door locked??

Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.

I hope he at least knocked first. I mean the whole barging in thing is rude, but at least start off well.

Exactly what I was thinking. I hate when people take their time in one person restrooms. Other people have to pee too =P

22 obviously the door was unlocked so he probably figured the bathroom was open

The door was locked. Because the other guy didn't say a word, we can assume he was a ninja. Locked doors means nothing to a ninja.

20- sometimes you have to take a shit

#51 you miss the point. Take it and go, don't sit and mess around online. It's a 1 person stall, maybe in a busy place...besides OP didn't reference he was doing anything when the guy walked in, so more evidence to him just sitting there plugging away on his phone

I was going to ask the same question.

27 I didn't think of it like that, I usually knock first for good measure because I've forgotten to lock the door when using public bathrooms a couple times. But yeah, that makes sense.

no 51 didnt miss the point. ..if op was taken a shit then getting on fml to pass the time is fine. op wasnt just "chillen" in the bathroom in that case. op sorry for your embarrassing incident.

Maybe OP was taking a crap and sitting on the toilet?

must have wanted a friend

#98, FAIL! If he's taking a shit, of course he would be sitting on the toilet!

If it was a one person stall you might as well "chill" in there until someone knocks on the door or jiggles the door knob.. That obviously didn't happen lol

That'd be so awkward :o

does anyone think of what the other guy was thinking when he saw op on the John?

That's why ya lock the door!

Locking the door might help prevent that next time...

My friend and I went to a Wendy's one time and the bathroom for one didn't have a lock. so we traded off blocking out the door for each other. point is, not all have a lock

I dont know why youre getting thumbed down ... u made a valid point 81.

Although, generally, when you walk into an unlocked bathroom and find someone going to the bathroom, you say "sorry" and then leave.

I would've been yelling at him. That a just freaky.

Yell at him for your mistake of not locking the door?

Well the guy could have left when he noticed someone in there but he didn't so.

At least he didn't try to pee in the same toilet/urinal like a previous FML post!

At least nod back man

At least he didn't try to use the same toilet as you.

"Need me to get that toilet paper for you?"

Restroom Etiquette 101: One dick at a time please.

10 - Words to live by in other situations of life as well. #thestruggle

Unless you're into that kind of thing.