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Show it anyway**** you for trying to be funny.
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Show it anywayWhat brought that up 144? No one said it wasn't horrible or tragic....... Why are you flipping out though??
Ph an 144 also don't assume people don't know what it's like to watch something like that. I've seen shit too. I've watched my best friend slit her arm open because her father molested her and her mom beat her and I couldn't do shit about it. Just because you've seen something horrible doesn't mean you have the right to flip a bitch at random people who you don't know. You have no ******* idea what any of us have seen...
@144 - Cool story, bro. Tell it again!
Dickhole.
******* cuntflap.
Except it's 000 in Australia
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You LUCKY bastard. It was your arm.
True, getting shot in ANYWHERE but a vital organ is lucky if a gun is around. Still sucks though.
He used to b a paramedic until he got an arrow in the knee
Be* also arrow to the knee jokes are overused.
#24. I think #4 was meaning that he got a nice battle wound to show off and it really didn't hurt him really bad. Still, getting shot sucks no matter where it is.
#45 I think you read into #4's comment a little to much...
No no. I agree. My first thought when I read this comment was that's awesome. I want to get shot in the arm.
Hahaha
Call 9-1-1 oh shoot you are 9-1-1 lol... Just kidding man that sucks
And 999 in England.
Just a general tip when commenting on FMLs, stick to one topic, i.e don't jump from trolling the OP to feeling sorry for him, the other users usually don't appreciate that.
captainsuperdawg, you made my day.
You should have shot him with your syringes.
"Stay back! I have... *looks over* needles!" The guy screams like a little girl and runs. Oh needles, why art thou so terrifying?
Übercharge ready!
85 - Now doktor! Hit charge!
well you know what to do...get to work jk that sucks man
At least u was prepared
I could hear someone say that Ina country accent
I heard a ghetto accent...
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**** you for trying to be funny.
Except it's 000 in Australia