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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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By fatblooddonor - 26/02/2019 04:00

Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives, I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?" FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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I'm not lovin' it

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 14:02

Today, at my new job at McDonald’s, they only had uniform pants in a size 36 or 56, nothing in between. I’m a size 40 so I squeezed into the 36. When I told my supervisor I couldn’t tuck my shirt into the pants like they asked, because I couldn’t close the top button, she told me to lose weight. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Pongy - 12/11/2013 05:31

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

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Going pro

By DDboy - 13/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML

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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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Hermyoni 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 14:42

Just because he wears an XL shirt does not in any way mean the guy is fat. He could have broad shoulders or muscular arms. Or maybe just be fit and like the extra room. Most built guys where L or XL shirts and even if he had a tummy so what. A medium is too small for most guys to be wearing anyway.

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:27

Pssht, you should have "worn" it on one arm, or as a bandana, or something like that. Just in case their store policy isn't specific enough for that eventuality, which is a good possibility.

Comments

harrisonmoon 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:41

I bet you look gross

thisismitch 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:07

that's what u get fatty

Bilbotitface 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:36

im an XL im 15 around 6ft-6ft 1inch not thin but not particulaly fat or musculer not really a bad thing

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:39

lmao # 49 :p

crazyderrub 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:44

Not to be rude, but two words: cut down

monbon6788 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:36

why everyone debating about whether OP's fat or not? it's not like that makes a difference in the story, its FYL either way. What man would be comfortable with his belly hanging out for the world to see?

Luckster 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:12

To all the people calling OP a fatass: **** YOU!! An XL doesn't mean he's fat! My boyfriend is an XL because he is very tall and has broad shoulders. The same could be said about OP.

smokey13bk 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:23

I had it happened to me but just from xl my size I was given a large lolz way way way back f u kfc haha

airtimewhXre 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:54

To everyone saying the OP is fat: My boyfriend is 6'3" and nicely built. He wears an XL shirt simply because he is so tall. To him, a medium sized shirt is like wearing a midriff shirt. Same with my dad and brother. They are both tall and muscular, and neither one of them are fat, they all wear XL shirts too. Don't be so quick to judge.

cyclic 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:10

Nonsense. XL shirts just get wider and barely longer, if any at all. I am 6'3" and I wear a medium

nyuukou 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:41

Well, if it's looser on you, it hangs down further. I wear a men's extra small in t-shirts. They fit comfortably, only a little looser than I prefer, and the hem just below my hips. A men's medium is considerably baggier and, despite being maybe an inch longer in measurements, the hem hits about two inches below my crotch. Anything larger, and it's just ridiculous. Might as well be wearing a dress at that point.

57bears 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:16

Either way, it doesn't matter if the OP is fat. They shouldn't be forced to wear something that does not fit them and/or makes them uncomfortable, whether they have a muffin top, the shoulders are too small, or the neckline chockes them.