By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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RadioactiveGirl 0

Posts like all the ones on this page make me wish FML listed people's ages. Info that would make a difference between "YDI" and "YLIF" for me: OP and boyfriend's age, whether or not they've had sex together previously and whether or not boyfriend knew he was expected to do something of a certain caliber for this event. Without that info, though, I'm inclined to say "YDI."

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kmksinger14 0

wtf? what the hell is a six month anniversary? anni- means ANNUAL. this is just retarded. YDI for thinking six months was so special.

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DoomJeff91 2

If you unwrap the present, you might get a baby. I mean really, how cool is that?

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Philthy_02 0

"Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. " Any one else think that the girl obviously is more in love with this guy then he is with her. Sucks she see's it more seriously then he does.. but i see that in HS all the time

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Uconnrunner 0

I feel like 6 months is worth going to see a movie or something at most. it's good that you love him, but he clearly doesn't if he thinks a "thoughtful" gift is a (very worthless) pack of condoms. Do you two even engage in sex yet? If not, I would dump him immediately because he just wants to get into your pants.

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oldskoolman85 0

Hey, condoms are the gifts that keep giving over and over...and sometimes under.

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Atropos_fml 0

By the way, I just found this. http://manlawblog.com/post/58220424 I think it explains why he didn't really care to buy you anything expensive.

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myrddraal_fml 0

Hey he remembered, thats pretty impressive

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spamme 0

each condom in a diferent color at least? :)

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