Embarrassing and Love: Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway...

By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2016 04:57 - United States - Frisco

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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Betz 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:22

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:23

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

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MissAmz 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:06

Poor thing! :O xx And happy birthday System and OP. :)

PJmeloche 2

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

Your info shit is cool. You must be a cool mom

Enslaved 36

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:24

Then you start singing: "A Very Merry Unbirthday to you"! (:

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:36

maybe you mumbled and he thought u said "thank you"

darkangel752 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:41

Better luck next time I guess

freddykrueger56 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:49

Lol that sucks. It's my birthday too

tony1891 22

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:55

happy birthday!

thisismeFMLing 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:03

BlackHarry 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:10

I think that cute reply got attention. Make your move!

JoeLouisBomber 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:18

Akward penguin.....

Coccinelle_fml 15

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:19

Socially awkward penguin.

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