Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up for a Tinder date. I sat there for 45 minutes, waiting. Finally, I messaged her to ask if she was coming. She replied, “Oh no, I wasn’t serious. You just seemed polite. I didn’t think you’d actually show up.” FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Perhaps you are photogenic? Most think that’s a blessing, but it’s really a curse. Some women look much better in pictures than they do in real life. He was probably disappointed with your real looks. Superficial prick, but then again, you are looking on Tinder.
ojosRojos 28
He’s just not that into you... his loss!
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ojosRojos 28
He’s just not that into you... his loss!
sallygee 9
look at it this way. you probably dodged a bullet.
jombeewoof 4
The only reasonable explanation is you don't look like your pictures. A lot of guys won't say anything they'll just leave or do the date and never contact you again. Are your pics up to date?
RichardPencil 32
Perhaps you are photogenic? Most think that’s a blessing, but it’s really a curse. Some women look much better in pictures than they do in real life. He was probably disappointed with your real looks. Superficial prick, but then again, you are looking on Tinder.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Well, while I understand it sucks - you put yourself out there and the guy turns out to be a douche - but at least you found out early. There are a lot of nicer people out there, and you deserve better than being treated like that!
xxWTFxx1981 23
I walked off on someone before call it superficial if you want but if you look nothing like your picture I feel you did it yourself... and would you rather him stay say hey I don't find you attractive then get up and leave...
GamerChickxoxo 16
are you by any chance 200lbs larger than you stated or using a picture of yourself from 10 years ago like some of my shitty tinder dates were ?
TeacherTeem 21
Maybe you are ugly. Maybe you have bad breath. Maybe you smell bad. Maybe he’s a jerk.
phybreawptic 13
Let's be honest here. You know why.