Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML
Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML
Today, I learned that my new apartment complex does not allow "altercations in community areas". This includes pulling my child out of the pool and reprimanding him for holding his cousin under water. I can't parent outside my apartment. FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy, which requires pet owners to carry their dogs in common areas after someone's dog kept peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
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Top comments
Angitia 8
Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?
AugustBurnsToast 14
What about pet rocks?! :D
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Comments (130)
angelofsaturn 23
Sea monkeys tried to kill my friend's cat. They're evil. Lol
spottyblanket 8
Hey OP you are not a landlord and you haven't had to repaint and clean a place after it stinks of cat piss, or 20 bird perches have been glued to the ceiling--you have NO idea. :| I've done all that and worse, all because I'm nice and let people have pets. Landlord have to exclude everything to be fair, which is not easy...the alternative is having to clean up after gross people AND their animals...and trust me, people are animals enough *shudder* I could tell you plemty of horror stories.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What damage would they be expecting sea monkeys to cause? Those things can live in a pitcher of water.
Calyx_fml 22
How about a pet human? Bring out the gimp.
extraberry 9
You know what a big mess sea monkeys can make
Calyx_fml 22
Or pet pubic lice?
shannonreneee 11
You've never lived.
Nerfherder69 14
I've got sea monkeys! They're ******* awesome
kense12 0
Lol, what pole got stuck up their butts? Sea monkey are amazing pets!
merko 8
Maybe imaginary pets is the way to go.
BloodFaerie 21
Sea monkeys are small shrimp... so technically they're food.... does that make them livestock? Do they have a rule against livestock??