Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML
Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML
Today, I learned that my new apartment complex does not allow "altercations in community areas". This includes pulling my child out of the pool and reprimanding him for holding his cousin under water. I can't parent outside my apartment. FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy, which requires pet owners to carry their dogs in common areas after someone's dog kept peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
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Top comments
Angitia 8
Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?
AugustBurnsToast 14
What about pet rocks?! :D
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Comments (130)
MexDude 0
What about semen?
sharpshooter22ma 0
My 1 question is how did he know you know you had them? If you told him then ya you deserve it
IPoopedOnU 12
Then you shouldn't be on here.
Michael_92 20
Okay so you have never heard of them how can you possibly understand the FML? Just questioning. Of course there animals but yea.
Michael_92 20
I am shocked by the amount of people here that don't know what sea monkeys are.
breakdowns 2
Why is this chick still on this site?
eclyse88 0
Haha! **** that's retarded
canucks92 0
Why would you want to have a sea money?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Have you seen today's economy? Any kind of money will just about do. Especially space money.
marisadc79 0
I must agree with 43, how can you not know what sea monkeys are come on. That is so retarded it's a little bitty plastic tank of water it can do no more harm then a pitcher of water. For anyone who doesn't know they're tiny little brine shrimp and I do mean tiny. I'd so fight that it's not very fair. And come on, the people putting you deserve it should get a life how exactly do you figure they deserve it. Sorry, FYL for such a stupid rule and for all the idiots of the world lol.
rattusrattus 19
Sea Monkeys: very cool shrimp things, until you realise the adverts and everyone at school exaggerated... a lot... FML.