Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML
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Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Top comments
CheekyRaccoon 27
I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.
WCARlover 35
There wasn't a cane that was a giveaway? You know what they say about assuming....but really I hope you give him or her some free drinks next time they come in
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Comments (41)
SGTLECLEIR 4
dude... just, dude
guesswhatlifesux 14
Why would you overcharge anyone, no matter their appearance? YDI
Rozeyyy 25
That's what happens when you judge a book by its cover.... you clearly deserved it
whassallt26 13
Surely you're not looking for sympathy for this , if so you are ****** up
Talis99 26
You're kind of an ass for charging someone extra for their fashion choices anyway, no matter what they are.
dannidoll93 24
So why call them a twit in your FML and then make your username "**** sake" as though it was someone else's fault? As well as overcharging in the first place? You're a dick, that's why. I hope you do something nice for the person to make up for it and learn to stop judging.
mrningbrd 19
Go donate the exact amount you've been overcharging them to a charity for the blind. And don't be an asshole again.
domolovesyoshi 33
This is the best comment here.
Bansheefaerie 9
**** their life, not yours. How did you finally figure out s/he is blind?
ellyhan 11
I seriously don't think there is a law against wearing shades in a bar. Even if he wasn't blind it's really not cool to overcharge based solely on your personal pet peeves.
Chikiriwak 17
Give him a discount