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By Fuck's sake! - 25/04/2016 01:34 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

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By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

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By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had a lightbulb over my head moment, by which I mean I was changing a blown bulb, which smashed, and I’m now half blind waiting for the surgery to remove the minuscule and yet still excruciating shards of glass from my right eyeball. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 25 April 2016 16:21

I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.

WCARlover 34

Monday 25 April 2016 16:19

There wasn't a cane that was a giveaway? You know what they say about assuming....but really I hope you give him or her some free drinks next time they come in

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WCARlover 34

Monday 25 April 2016 16:19

There wasn't a cane that was a giveaway? You know what they say about assuming....but really I hope you give him or her some free drinks next time they come in

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 25 April 2016 16:19

You know what they say about assuming... Edit: 1 beat me to it!

CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 25 April 2016 16:21

I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.

soulebelius 17

Monday 25 April 2016 17:22

Best ******* comment I've ever read here!! That was like some arrested development type humor there!

nonsensical 26

Monday 25 April 2016 16:20

Give him a few drinks "on the house" to make up for it and don't make assumptions about people anymore.

Zappaz 32

Monday 25 April 2016 16:21

If I found out I was being overcharged I'd be blinded in anger I'll see myself out

gamermonster 34

Monday 25 April 2016 18:00

Good, we're waiting.

saxaddict122 14

Monday 25 April 2016 18:01

Normally I hate "I'll see myself out" comments but this one actually seems fitting haha

Tripartita 44

Monday 25 April 2016 16:23

Overcharging people based on what they wear? You're a class act regardless of whether or not they're blind, OP.

Arkham_Callabero 15

Monday 25 April 2016 16:25

And the douchebag of the year goes to :OP

gearhead369 20

Monday 25 April 2016 16:27

Dumbass

lilchica22001 22

Monday 25 April 2016 16:31

Wow....you were a judgemental douche. At least now you know and you can change your ways. And I think you owe that person a few free drinks.

vikky538 28

Monday 25 April 2016 16:39

Of all these days would you ever care to act why that guy is wearing shades?

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