Love: A Poopy Proposal

A Poopy Proposal

By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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How romantic

By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Haecceitas 13

Wednesday 12 July 2017 18:58

Seriously? Things like that happen... be happy he still wants to marry you after being such a negative person.

notafoot 8

Tuesday 25 July 2017 14:48

I'd love a proposal story like that, it's hilarious! Practise telling it so it sounds super romantic, and then drop the cow shit in at the end. Brilliant.

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Haecceitas 13

Wednesday 12 July 2017 18:58

Seriously? Things like that happen... be happy he still wants to marry you after being such a negative person.

Chinaski76 15

Thursday 27 July 2017 5:31

I don't think she's being negative. With only 140 characters, it's difficult to convey tone or a full story, but I don't see anything that says she's ungrateful or negative, though I've noticed a lot of other commenters seem to think she is. Cow shit does put a damper on romantic moments, but that doesn't mean OP and her fiancé didn't laugh about it afterwards. It's just a funny story—there's really not enough information in it to judge OP's character.

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 12 July 2017 23:10

...wait, boyfriend? Doesn't that mean OP said no? That's unfortunate for him, if that's the case. Not just having his marriage proposal turned down, but getting up to his knees in shit just to get turned down. But just like dating is never something owed to another, saying yes to a marriage is never owed.

species4872 19

Tuesday 25 July 2017 14:37

I think it's bullshit.

notafoot 8

Tuesday 25 July 2017 14:48

I'd love a proposal story like that, it's hilarious! Practise telling it so it sounds super romantic, and then drop the cow shit in at the end. Brilliant.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 15:04

Marriage is bullshit anyways.

lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 25 July 2017 15:22

I think I'd focus more on the proposal. plus he was,the one kneeling in shit so it's more his fml not yours.

Talis99 26

Tuesday 25 July 2017 15:33

Or you could edit that. Boyfriend needs to reconsider his proposal if you're going to be this much of a chore.

wickedgetz 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 15:52

just think of the awesome proposal story this would make some 10 years down the line

EnvyMe33 26

Tuesday 25 July 2017 18:22

You know in some parts of the world they praise cows and worship them. You ungrateful wench! I wasn't asked but the ring I got was pretty so I said yes.