Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
meb0210 0
You deserve so much better, someone who cares for you when you need them.
xxPrettyJane 0
dump his ass
generika 0
get rid of that jack off!
mcsnelly 5
what an asshole
bipolarchipmunk 0
expel your internal organs onto him like a sea cucumber does, entangling him in the sticky web of what used to be gently floating around in your belly. Don't worry they'll grow back, they always do.
mshadlow14 0
I am so sorry. My father died when I was only 14 and no one seemed to understand what I was going through, so i completely understand your situation. I bet your Father loved you dearly though.
neverland_fml 0
What a douche! Dump him. Obviously, he's not keeping you for the right reasons.
sydneybristow 0
do you like to hear yourself talk?
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
....and the next thing he would have heard was the door hitting him where the good Lord split him. What an ass. Lose him.
foreverisabelx3 0
#1 rotf!