Health: Today, it's the 8th day in a row that my mother-in-law has made...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2017 14:00

Today, it's the 8th day in a row that my mother-in-law has made me drink laxative tea. I still haven't pooped yet and I'm terrified of what's to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 01:51 - Australia

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

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The Gush

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 22:01

Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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By MedChew - 08/05/2015 12:46 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

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Slid right out

By Tabby Rosas - 21/02/2021 21:30

Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML

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UltimateBob 11

Sunday 22 January 2017 23:06

What's to come is the hospital, because 8 days is long enough to be a sign of something seriously wrong

VeryTiredMomof3 17

Sunday 22 January 2017 16:27

Go see a doctor?

Comments

sousaphonist 14

Saturday 28 January 2017 17:34

Laxative tea or no, you should've gone to the hospital after not pooping for FOUR days

RpiesSPIES 27

Saturday 28 January 2017 18:46

If you're taking any pain medication, stop. They can cause constipation.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Saturday 28 January 2017 20:42

I was in this exact position, and let me just say that the 6 days of constipation was worth the relief the pain pills brought. Hell, because it was my back that was ****** up and any slight movement caused me excruciating pain, the constipation was even welcome because it meant not having to get up to poop.

Ashley613 9

Saturday 28 January 2017 20:29

In the future try coffee or apple juice. They work magic on the system.

shade34 19

Saturday 28 January 2017 20:50

such things can sometimes have an opposite effect!

JCal585 8

Saturday 28 January 2017 22:13

Cheap beer usually does the trick for me. Lol

cumminsncope 4

Sunday 29 January 2017 2:21

Where will you be, when diarrhea strikes?

Miss_080 21

Sunday 29 January 2017 7:53

How are you still alive???

zakariafrench 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 9:34

drink some hot water it works very well and it is better than chemicals stuff

zakariafrench 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 9:34

drink some hot water it works very well and it is better than chemicals stuff

moondoglou420 17

Sunday 29 January 2017 10:41

If laxatives aren't working it likely means that you have a serious intestinal blockage and should really go to the hospital before it ruptures and you quite possibly die from sepsis.