Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Beanzbeanz
Canada
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Anonymous
Northport, United States
Weird anniversary mood but OK
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Wolverine Morningstar
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Chels
United States
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
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Comments (129)
sculp91 0
what the **** is wrong with people today can't you stay married or keep a spouse for two ******* years????? how hard is that?
iamchuck 0
You will see.
RedPillSucks 33
You can't keep someone that doesn't want to be kept.
crashtest1205 0
You're hugging a cutout of Justin bieber, you're point Is irrelevant, even if I agree
babbiebee 0
you picture makes me sad for you
MissErikaHart 0
lol46
LesCDeal 6
#16: I used to say that same thing until I got divorced. "You can't keep someone who doesn't want to be kept" is so true. I made the decision to be with someone for the rest of my life -- but I couldn't force her to follow through with her end of the deal. When you grow up you will see just how hard it can be. How long was your longest relationship???
ifailplzinsultme 0
Lucky boyfriend, he gets the anniversary perks!
jasminekaren 0
what a great anniversary present.
awhsum 0
that sucks :(
BagleHead 6
Threesome anyone?
Brendita 0
Awww I'm sorry
Connorisawesome 0
Now is the time you pull all the evil shit you know that you've been thinking of all this time... such as: flower in the hairdryer, ******** in her car air filter, or coming home with some hot bitch
uhhh_awkward 0
#28: Aw, no I don't think that would be a good idea. :( But you're entitled to your opinion!!
Fortuitous 0
#33, you are honestly the nicest person on this site, and your comments are very cheery! I have no idea how you're so nice... It kind of scares me (in a good way, I guess).
uhhh_awkward 0
#49: Why thank you! :)
Connorisawesome 0
Your kindness confuses me and yet pleases me at the same time. Carry on :)
hosscat74 0
she cheated on him but you dont think revenge Is a good idea? I think it's great unless they offer a threesome. then you take that for sure
uhhh_awkward 0
That's so awful! I wish more marriages worked out these days...it's so sad to see people go through the pain of cheating spouses or falling out of love. I wish you many happy days to come, OP!
Schizomaniac 24
Sigh..
mikey86 0
I agree. I've gone through that so many times
SaintE_fml 0
no doubt 29
StitchedBear 0
you need to dump her asap. my bf and I were together 2 years when he cheated, and he is now me ex boyfriend. it's hard to leave but you deserve so so much better.
mrahhhhh 21
Sorry OP... I recommend pulling the Buck Strickland and giving your valuable possessions to a trusted friend. If she divorces you, she can't have half of what you don't own. ;)