By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 884
You deserved it 16 115

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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

Sounds like you literally; can't be fucked. ;)

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Sounds like you literally; can't be fucked. ;)

So true. Couldn't get up to get off.

Just get a bf OP lol. But don't get one just to get laid.

I hope you are not to lazy to get it on as well!!

Just go f*ck yourself...literally....Excusez mon français.... Sorry couldn't help myself

You are quite literally the most retarded person on FML.

#64, there's no need to be rude. If you don't like a comment, that's what the dislike button is for.

The point of this is to post something that happened bad and get it off your chest, not fight with eachother because of differences in opinion.

That's pretty pathetic I bet you are single

You're on! Show the money!

Only disgusting, slutty, horny girls have such vile things as vibrators. How unholy. Watch them all thumb down my comment.

I don't think your username goes very well with your comment, #39

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

Or lady whichever way she swings

It never says she's married, she just says "married to myself"

SystemofaBlink41 27

*WOOSH*

Thanks for clearing that up 15

That joke went way over your head.

star14394 20

I wonder what your husband would say if you were married

maybe time for a divorce

Two words: Mental masturbation.

Sounds like too much work to me!

Don't say "no" right away. Would you at least think about it? ;p

#9, the old Telekinesis trick, eh?

You're obviously doing something wrong

I think many women can relate. fyl horny and lazy

Nah, I'm never too lazy for sex.

there was no one there to sex... too lazy to please yourself is what I meant