Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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Comments (315)
mrnuleef 7
You didnt write it on her wall!? Are you a madman?! Facebook comes before all! Im 100 percent kidding, and you deserve someone way more appreciative and less absorbed in status updates and timelines and all this zuckerburg nonsense
mew_3 7
Drop her ass. Why do you need a insecure and childish person to not even appreciate spending her Birthday with her?
the_true_batman 10
You should dump her, it's only going to get worse. Things like this really show who people are, and she is childish and petty.
corleon198425 22
Ditch the bitch
183933 6
Ask for her half of the dinner and than tell her she can have it back when she grows up!
fukmefreddy 4
your girlfriend sounds like a teenage girl OP, if she isn't, I suggest you get out of that relationship. And if she is a teen and you are over the age of consent, I suggest you stop being a pedophile
ballbearing 10
Christ, I hate people like that. I changed my bday on Facebook to some random date. So many "friends" clearly don't know me well as they wish me well in October rather than May when I was born. I know my true friends and appreciate the genuine wishes on my real bday and laugh at the rest.
charla6609 2
Then she's really shallow
TheNewGuy03 29
She's obviously an attention *****, and cares not for actual kind gestures and good treatment. She wants her "friends" to notice. **** that noise.
Dcm210 19
give her the silent treatment,find another girlfriend. problem solved.