Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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carminecris89 13
She's a shallow bitch. Apparently her Facebook is more important than real life. I don't understand why people are more interested in their Facebook than their real lives. You should run. Nothing is good enough for these types of girls, and it takes a special kind of person to give the silent treatment. It's a long term investment in hurting you, that should be impossible for someone who loves you.
nrelavender 10
When you get home be sure to write "happy birthday, you selfish and unappreciative bitch" on her facebook wall.
mightymart 5
Wow.. Wtf, is your gf 12 or something?? Seriously.., when your whole Life depends on your Facebook account, you have a lot of reconsiderations to do..
MandieL 27
Haha, that's too funny! It's my anniversary today and I put my status as a happy anniversary thing. I laughed cuz my husband "liked" it lmao...sucks to be you though, your girlfriend depends to much on fb I think.
pinkiewinkie 3
Dude write on her wall for her birthday and say you're sorry!!
happyvocal 1
OP I think her willingness to let small things like this upset her is a red flag in your relationship that you should address immediately. Tell her that her expectations of you are ridiculous and you aren't a mind reader, because maybe this isn't the first thing she's overreacted about?
ecascio2010 9
What an immature bitch.
MandaSaur8 0
dub the un great ful bitch and talk to me ^^ i can fond ya somone haha heres my kik "MandaSaur88" thas my kim messenger so kik me
ILoveZombieBoys 13
That's incredibly generous of you and she's a dick :p
StephLovesYouuxo 1
Wow. What a bitch haha