Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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Comments (315)
GlitterAngel 8
She ain't girlfriend material.. Nope.
worldclassrager 41
you spent the day with her...you never had the chance...
kristat 14
I hate when it's my birthday because my wall gets taken over by a bunch of people saying happy birthday who would never know or care if it's my birthday if it wasn't for facebook, yet nobody tells me in person or even invites me to do anything.
Rewmus 5
how immature is that? Wtf man?
sophie22_fml 8
This makes me wonder if you're dating 10 yr old.
totheforest84 4
What? Is she 12?
chinagirl3343 8
Shame in her. Stand up for yourself,
LiceDownUnder 3
Tell her to get over her spoiled self and if she can't appreciate the fact that you took her put to eat and spent all that money on her, then you can find someone who will!
devore504 7
you need a new girlfriend asap
Pandasaurus 14
Yeah because it's only official when you post it on Facebook...people these days.