Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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Comments (315)
klx125cross 9
YDI
Welshite 40
#66: Pray tell, how exactly does OP deserve it? His girlfriend was being selfish and obnoxious. Just because it's her birthday doesn't mean that anyone has to prostrate themselves at her feet. OP was being romantic and kind, and made the day about her as much as he could.
junglejoe 2
After that, SHE GONE!
sweetmama88 6
Your sweet girlfriend of yours just wanted to show whom ever that your not a total jerk on face book! So go and say happy birthday to her on her Facebook ! End of story ! Girls can be bratty most of the time. it's all about the thought that counts. It's like getting a present for your birthday without the card! Really just think about it.
outoftown 27
#69, Really, then she can write on her own wall what a wonderful birthday her great boyfriend gave her.
TheNewGuy03 29
No.
elletex 8
This is the dumbest argument I've ever heard. The guy I'm seeing and I don't say two words to each other on Facebook. Why? Because we say it all in person, on the phone, etc.. The only reason I can think OP would have expected a post on her Facebook was so that others could see it. I'm sorry, but if you need public awareness of your relationship to validate it, you're missing the point. And, frankly, it's just pathetic. Facebook isn't the real world. It's a website.
elikaas 10
Then she is immature because it's just fb. Would she rather have Happy Birthday written on fb or go on a date and have a nice bday?
superhumangambit 4
Dump her ungrateful ass.
natureboyn 6
Dump her!!! Attention ...... Much.
xxjenn27xx 8
How could you OP! Yls!
babebeegurl95 7
It's not official till it's on facebook!
konkoush 7
Cut em
SooperSuper 2
Stupid ass