Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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fordneagles 34
Here's an idea... Take some photos of your romantic day with her, post them on her wall and explain to all her friends that you're getting the silent treatment because you'd rather do this than just post on her wall. Her friends will die of jealousy and will call her out on being a total stuck up bitch, or, if they agree with her, you can take that as your cue to run like hell.
coughyochick 7
Sucks to suck
SluggerJ 7
Just do it it's just Facebook
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
This is why I don't like the social networking thing very well. A lot of people take it too seriously nowadays.
thisguy45 2
You should go on Facebook and call her out, tell everyone ,"my girlfriend is ungrateful because I took her out to dinner on her birthday and shes giving me the silent treatment for not writing "happy birthday" on her wall" if she dumps you,well, it's her loss.
SeleneB 1
How ungrateful. I never write on my friend's walls for their birthday cuz I either call them or see them to say it. You did much more!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your girlfriend is a selfish, self-centered, ungrateful, spoiled bitch. Just because her life revolves around Facebook doesn't mean yours does or has to. I say dump her if she's going to act like that.
journeytotheend 16
That's what happens when you date 15 year olds
j_cat187 20
Well that and you go to prison.
Sir_drink_alot 20
You spent the whole day with your gf? You know what I call it when I do that? Saturday. I'm not sure what you think a nice dinner is, but since you think spending the day with your gf is a massive chore I'm guessing it's not what other people think a nice dinner is
prettyinpink03 11
Dump that... Before she gets more self centered and narcissistic.