Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my best friend is giving me the silent treatment and has blocked me on Facebook. All because I missed her 30th birthday dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. I’d gotten into a car accident earlier and had to be treated for minor injuries in the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
She needs to sort out her priorities...
your_ma 27
Your girlfriend is a bit of a dick.
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ImTheAlpha 30
What the ****? She doesn't deserve a dinner. If she's that Facebook obsessed, you might want to talk to her about it. If that doesn't work... You might want to leave town and change yøur name. Oh, and get a new car, and a new license. No clue how she would react.
ImTheAlpha 30
And a new license plate. Førgøt about that.
fordneagles 34
Dump the shallow bitch, OP. Don't worry, there are plenty of girls out there who'd appreciate your romantic efforts, and clearly she is not one of them
locz07 1
Then she's just B****
Eirena 5
FYL for having a shallow girlfriend. If she values a public birthday announcement on a social website more than your sweet gesture, she's missed the point of what being in a relationship is.
hailezz349 5
Yeah shes overreacting but shes hurt because believe it or not when someone you care about doesnt post shit on your facebook wall it hurts!
the_true_batman 10
You're an idiot. 1. The best way to say happy birthday is in person. 2. The second best way to say happy birthday is with a phone call. 3. The third best way is to send a text. 4. The worst way is to post on their facebook wall. If they did absolutely nothing, that might hurt, but if they did something higher up on the list and you're still hurt about them not posting on your wall, you're just an idiot. 1 is typically done by close friends and family. 2 is typically done by less close family (of family not in the same city as you). 3 is typically done by casual friends. 4 is typically done by people you barely know. It's not that I don't appreciate people posting on my wall, but if they saw me in person or called or texted, I don't need them to post on my wall. My last birthday one of my high school teachers posted on my wall "happy birthday dude" and I thought it was really nice (I was a few days from finishing university at the time, had barely had any communication with him since high school).
Edpaul 4
Hahahahaha funniest shit ever
SoultheWolf 19
Your girlfriend is a shallow moron. What you did showed a thousand more love gesters then putting a psot on Facebook. Getting a Happy Birthday and gift in real life is thousands of times better then just a "Happy Birthday _____!" on Facebook. I get upset when someone would rather type Happy Birthday to me then to take the time to call and say it themselves.
Leslier_fml 4
That is REALLY stupid! She only cares what other people see not what you do, so next year if you are still with her and ill give you props if you are...dont do nothing for het just write happy birthday on every account she has.
mattorama 15
YDI for dating such an immature little brat. This FML should say "my EX girlfriend."
sarahblayke 10
Omg my boyfriend didnt write in my for my 30th back in june n i didnt carry on like that