Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said...

By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By JimmySmoothBeans - 21/10/2009 12:15 - Australia

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By erptwerp - 08/03/2016 04:47 - United States

Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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Booze don't cure the blues

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:18

Happy Birthday to you!

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:19

FML community cares....happy birthday!

Comments

juan3611 14

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:45

Who needs people when u got penny , used napkin, and chip?

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:59

The'll make it up to you. Je te souhaite un super anniversaire pour tes 21 ans. So at least you 've had special birthday greetings sent from France !

veerle8en 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:04

Specially for you I made myself a fml- account so I could wish you a very happy birthday .. so... happy birthday to you!

veerle8en 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:08

Specially for you I made myself a fml-account so I could wish you a happy birthday. So.. happy birthday !

weedandfood 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:12

Awww I would get some bud and have bday blunts to myself

saocrates 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:54

Mmmmmm blunts

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:29

Make it a happy birthday- go and have some shots.

PDN 12

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:51

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP ^_^ if they forgot and felt other things were more important they're not worth spending it with. We care, OP! At least your 21 now and can drink away your sorrows, just be responsible and safe :) happy drinking.

AttackofTheCammy 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 0:03

In my opinion, there's not much stupider than expecting a surprise party. Almost like you saying you deserve that have it and people aren't allowed to be busy

8born8 18

Monday 23 December 2013 11:50

Say What?

wankyfranky 7

Sunday 22 December 2013 0:05

Made this account just to wish you a happy birthday! Go spend your birthday out clubbing or something! Or later in the future you're going to regret not doing so because you only turn 21 once right?!