By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
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BananaSticker 0

I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]

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furburger 0

I think it could have been considerably better. OP's ex could have thrown a keg through the front windshield, a lit joint at her, or at least had the common decency to shoot one last load on her face. So, yeah, she's more or less ******.

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peppa11 0

torrylyn: do your comments appear out of order?

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MrQuest 0

cmon some stupid break up shouldn't ruin your day happy bday OP

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peppa11 0

torrylyn: do your comments appear out of order?

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apefaceddog 0

What did you do to him? Or maybe it's what didn't you do? It's either: (1)You didn't do something he wanted (2)You did something he didn't want or (3)You're dating a retard where he can be angry at you, even though neither of (1) nor (2) hold. In all cases, seems like a YDI.

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redbluegreen 40

I think regardless of what the OP may or may not have done, they're better off. You don't chuck a beer can at someone and you especially don't do it after you've broken up with someone on their birthday. The ex sounds like a spoiled three year old. You deserve it, OP, because you can do better.

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peppa11 0

hey, does amy1 here use the FML app for iPhone/iPod touch?

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Full can + Angry throw = WLD (Weapon of little destruction)

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FFML_314 11

Most cans start off with something in them, making them very heavy.

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RedPillSucks 31

Makes one wonder what a toucan can do?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

But if one can cancan, that's more than one can.

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RedPillSucks 31

Nary a canary can do what a toucan can do.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

if the can did candidly cancel the existence of another can via cannibalism, then the can can nibble.

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nateball 0

ydi for smarting off to him and thinking you need special treatment on your birthday, although you do sound like a classy bunch. So do you live in a double or single wide trailer??

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justsayfuck 5

Sorry if I'm jumping to conclusions but WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO to make him break your windshield? He is breaking up with you, it doesn't make sense if you hadn't done anything to upset him. Oh, happy birthday btw! :D

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