Love: Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend...

By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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Today, I turned twenty two. Three days ago I was fired. Two days ago I failed a midterm. Yesterday my boyfriend and I broke up. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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The gift that keeps on giving

By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:12

Orgasming Parakeets.

BananaSticker 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:06

I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]

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Residence_fml 4

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:59

Yeah you probably deserved it OP, you probably did something like cheating on him or you dated a crazy douche who obviously wasn't something for you. And if he broke up with you and got drunk at your party you should've thrown him out, not that hard if other people showed up too. YDI Besides you should have formulated the FML like 'Today, it's my 20th birthday. My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. Happy birthday to me! Couldn't have been a better one, right? FML'

Baker_FoCo 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:59

Well, it takes longer to figure out what lol means, because nowadays, everybody uses it constantly! Back in the day, people used it ONLY when they were laughing out loud. If you put LMFAO, you would almost call the hospital, from losing control of your laughter.

mickey21_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 20:04

happy birthday! :) if your ex doesnt pay fo your window... you always have our birthday money. :) lol jk sorry.

crushingpeanuts 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 20:33

she didn't say it was because she ****** another guy for her birthday.... ****..

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:32

happy birthday. could be worse, you could be preggers by the jerk. but I feel like we are missing part of the story cuz no one would do that with out a good reason. like maybe op cheated on him???