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By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:12

Orgasming Parakeets.

BananaSticker 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:06

I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]

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leannpaige 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 22:31

happy birthday!;)

loselos 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 22:33

well, what did u do for him to do that?

king_jules 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 0:04

were you being a *****?...

king_jules 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 0:04

were you being a *****?...

MoJoThundRpants 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 0:34

it coulda been worse, he coulda slashed your tires so you wouldn't leave

wowmomurcool 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 1:03

right!

Clover2009 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:01

I smell a lawsuit! And stale beer. :(

marsmelow 3

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:27

organist pooper

hedgehogs 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:29

Call the police so they can take a report. They will probably refer you to the district attorney's office. If not, there's Legal Aid. He shouldn't get away with the window.

c8750 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:52

how could almost 1300 of u say she deserved it. how is it possible to deserve having a beer can thrown @ you and your window broken. happy birthday op. find yourself a good man

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