Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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Comments (202)
PainOfDemise 11
Doesn't sound like a bad problem. Maybe they'll switch our up with you during the Honeymoon also.
anthony99 14
Come play with us, OP...forever and ever and ever...
denis22 1
Only way I know to be able to tell, is try to grab their boobs or but etc... Your fiancée will like the attention and the sister won't let you... And chances are, do it often enough and they won't take the chance anymore... Unless they really wanna push it lol
gnateye 7
you need to mark one, find a way to figure out which is which (for sure) then mark one on the hand with a very permanent marker " on accident" make sure its a permanent marker and you're set. or bring upa very personal subject that only one would want to comment on.....
nippleripple 9
you're telling me two hot twin sisters are willingly flirting with you, and it bothers you? cmon man.
FemskyD 26
Permanent marker!!
Fas4wd 13
What does it matter, if they're exactly the same??
conaidws 7
I don't usually condone this, but will make an exception in this case...Matching tattoos for you and your soon to be.
Bliepje 22
I dont believe it. I was dating a guy who looks exactly like his brother... during the relationship i got to know him better. They look, talk and move the same but i learned to recognize them seperate from miles away
bobsanction 18
You could totally bang them both. If she catches you, claim you thought it was one of their tricks.