Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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fivetimeslonger 24
Hey if they're identical twins and you accidentally knock them both up, the kids will be full siblings as far as DNA goes.
NyxWrath 20
treat her to a hair salon trip and ask them to dye her hair or something.. but then again you should pay more attention to your fiance. twins aren't completely the same.
Shade1982 21
Some are, especially if they are trying to be the same.
silverkaast 9
when one flirts with you to trick you, go for a hard kiss. either it is your wife... and she learns to back off... or it is the twin... and she learns to back off.
False_Stupidity 42
Love that!
B6LLT 14
marry the twin sister, that'll tell her to stop
Sethreed12 4
Honestly how can you not tell the difference when you have been with someone long enough to marry them?
ELoni_fml 25
Ask her a question at the altar only she knows the answer to ;)
MisterGasMoney 16
Tell the story at the wedding and then ask her if she is the right one...she might lie, but its better than nothing!
notorious_me 13
Just give the right one a hickie or mark her with an indelible pen a small dot behind her ear while she sleeps. These can get you through the wedding :)
foxmatrix15 8
Use a sharpie.. Put a secret mark on ur woman. Til u figure out a difference later on.