By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
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abbyade 21

That is so unlucky. Make the most of it OP. Just rest and keep hydrated. The better you are the more you will be able to do. You can have a second honeymoon else where even at home.

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mattyiscool123 26

That shrimp cocktail was always up to no good.

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zr11990 8

Wow did your husband get his red wings

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BatGirl1825 13

8 days of period? Oh my lord.... Life has not been very kind to you lately ?

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smiley1014 23

I'm just going to say, I want to party with you! Lol

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sporty061200r 8

You'd think it be easy to plan a honeymoon during her good 3 weeks of the month YDI

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sweetpotato301 7

Not everybody is lucky enough to have clockwork periods. Some women have no idea when the next one will come. Educate yourself.

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nanner6206 24

Stress can throw your hormones and cycle out of whack. Usually for big fancy important dates, like a wedding, there is stress involved. Also, as mentioned above, not all women have regular cycles

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Jonfun 14

The twelve days of Krampus. Really early!

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prettygurl89 16

Awwww that sucks :( Feel better soon.

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sweetpotato301 7

For some women it's just impossible to do that. Periods can be very irregular.

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Buklauh 2

you know when your going to have your period. it didn't just sneak up on you. that's your fault.

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suznmar 16

7 days? You might not have food poisoning...

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