Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML
cactusfears tells us more.
Hey idk how to work this but OP here. I should probably clarify, it was an accident - my dad was joking around rubbing one of my stuffed toys on my face to annoy me out of bed when the stud got caught on some of the stitching and got yanked out. Thankfully part of it was still in the piercing - it was just hanging there by the short part of the L-hook - so I didn't lose it, and my mom managed to get it back in, and it didn't hurt too bad. Just thought it was kinda funny :)
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Dick_diamond 22
Just reading that hurt..
ligerzero459 24
Nice taste in stuffed animals
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tehman117 21
Wake him up by yanking out his pubes.
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Kinky
moniculkin 19
Wtf?
SpyroMello 29
1. OP stated it was an accident 2. That would require seeing your father's genitals and I'm not sure anyone would want to see that
SnoochBoochie 14
something is wrong here..
mattyiscool123 26
Because that's very easy to do
alexish128 13
Well that's a disturbing thought.....
Whiskey696 3
Actually 31 op never said it was an accident just said he stumbled across it.
AnonTurtle 21
Oh, sounds painful
MasterTron 24
No shit Sherlock
jerryj 27
Nah, sounds like it feels gooooood.
EnvyMe33 26
Keep digging Watson
Dick_diamond 22
Just reading that hurt..
unknown87810 3
ok same
emi_alejandra 23
Ouch! That must've hurt af
EwahWeeWah 21
Thank you captain obvious! :) jk
Dilexar 26
Hurt af? Hurt as ****? Cause that's correct. I think hurt like hell might've been a better choice.
kwilkens 15
At least now he nose! ?
kevinfmls 12
He's a bit nosey.
intertk555 11
So much for having a good father
tin_cup 27
Father of the Year award goes to........
freddygasman 18
.............not him.
Dexter83_fml 17
That's called assault.
cactusfears 2
no its called a mistake
DaniealThePope 18
Pain can only make you stronger right? This is why I haven't gotten pierced.