By cactusfears - 02/04/2016 19:48 - United States - Olathe

Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML
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Hey idk how to work this but OP here. I should probably clarify, it was an accident - my dad was joking around rubbing one of my stuffed toys on my face to annoy me out of bed when the stud got caught on some of the stitching and got yanked out. Thankfully part of it was still in the piercing - it was just hanging there by the short part of the L-hook - so I didn't lose it, and my mom managed to get it back in, and it didn't hurt too bad. Just thought it was kinda funny :)

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Dick_diamond 22
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Just reading that hurt..

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ligerzero459 24
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Nice taste in stuffed animals

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tehman117 21
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Wake him up by yanking out his pubes.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Kinky

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SpyroMello 29
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1. OP stated it was an accident 2. That would require seeing your father's genitals and I'm not sure anyone would want to see that

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SnoochBoochie 14

something is wrong here..

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mattyiscool123 26
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Because that's very easy to do

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alexish128 13

Well that's a disturbing thought.....

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Whiskey696 3

Actually 31 op never said it was an accident just said he stumbled across it.

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AnonTurtle 21
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Oh, sounds painful

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MasterTron 24

No shit Sherlock

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jerryj 27
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Nah, sounds like it feels gooooood.

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EnvyMe33 26

Keep digging Watson

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emi_alejandra 23

Ouch! That must've hurt af

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EwahWeeWah 21
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Thank you captain obvious! :) jk

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Dilexar 26
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Hurt af? Hurt as fuck? Cause that's correct. I think hurt like hell might've been a better choice.

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kwilkens 15

At least now he nose! ?

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kevinfmls 12
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He's a bit nosey.

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intertk555 11
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So much for having a good father

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tin_cup 27
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Father of the Year award goes to........

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freddygasman 18
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.............not him.

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Dexter83_fml 17
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That's called assault.

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cactusfears 2

no its called a mistake

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DaniealThePope 18
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Pain can only make you stronger right? This is why I haven't gotten pierced.

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