Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned that repairing my car will cost more than it's worth. I'm barely making it paycheck to paycheck and I had to sleep in that car several nights this week after getting thrown out of my sister's house. Now I need a room AND a car. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, my younger sister, who lives at home and worked 1 day a week at the gym, got her unemployment card. I work at a hospital, on the frontlines, with COVID-19 patients. I don't get hazard pay. She now makes more than me in a week by sitting at home watching Netflix, while I risk my life every day to help people. FML
Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, after ten months of carpooling or borrowing my mom's car to get to work, and saving money, I finally have a brand new car. However, I have nowhere to go, besides work, and everyone I know is busy or lives out of state. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
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annarcheer 19
Your sisters a freeloader.
Sneado 20
Time to tell her to get her ChevroLegs tuned up or get some new Lamborfeeties.
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Comments (70)
sstahpp 33
You should have looked into it sooner.
Enslaved 38
Given or lent her the money? If you're not expecting to get reimbursed, your sister is really taking advantage of your kind spirit.
BoundBySpace 19
wow.. I would just go walking to save on gas.. she didn't need to be driving to work. shit I wish I lived that close to my job.
Wakachulak 22
I walk to work, and I live 4 kilometers away. Yes, I have a car.
lurker_no_more 13
Good for you.. and I mean that in a non sarcastic way.
Flyndaran 10
Not everyone is physically capable of that or lives in a safe enough neighborhood. My housemate has foot problems that would make that impossible. She merely takes a taxi from work on shifts when the buses don't run.
MechanicKayla 18
That's ridiculous... Not a very good sister.
LethalSeamonkey 15
That awkward moment when you're an American and don't use the metric system.
fuckercakes 21
I'm not American but I'm pretty sure they at least teach some metric, it's less than a mile
Gillett 23
I'm from the USA too and i know that 1600 meters equals a mile so 200 meters is approximately 1/8 of a mile.
Purexinsanity 46
Google is also a thing you can use
cristy91 33
They definitely teach you the metric system. The conversions are also inside of text books and notebooks so the reason you don't know it is your own ignorance
Wakachulak 22
200 meters = 3 minutes leisurely paced walking.
82681 25
It says that op's is from Denmark, though? Denmark has unforced the metric system since 1907.
82681 25
Edit: I realize now you were most likely talking about yourself. Where I still pose the question as to why, when almost every other country has converted to the metric system, we should accommodate you solely because you're American?
abbyade 21
Some people just like to take advantage of others for no good reason. Don't use it against her :)
Gillett 23
**** that, beat her ass. That's too damn lazy.
AngryBovine 14
Being informed causes less headaches.
koda2 6
That sucks dude
Texasblackboots 16
You should drive her 400 meters away, kick her out and make her walk
Googolman 29
Even then it wouldn't be a long walk. I have to walk 900 metres each day from the bus stop to my house. Takes about 10-15 minutes.
dreamful_artist 14
She's very lazy