Health: Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair,...

By bushwhacker - 05/03/2015 23:34 - United States - Wichita

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03

Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML

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By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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By anonymous - 03/04/2016 21:50 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Magilla - 16/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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xlord 27

Friday 6 March 2015 9:29

Those tablets seem pretty baaad

michaelaranda 28

Friday 6 March 2015 9:31

You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.

Comments

xlord 27

Friday 6 March 2015 9:29

Those tablets seem pretty baaad

evilscorpi 29

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:16

it doesn't only grow the hair on your head

ThirteenThirteen 27

Friday 6 March 2015 9:29

Your wording is impeccable.

gordjess1 19

Friday 6 March 2015 9:31

Sounds like a baa-ad situation

Stillo 25

Friday 6 March 2015 14:01

Don't get why people are down voting this :D it's fun!! :D

michaelaranda 28

Friday 6 March 2015 9:31

You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.

bearstyle22 11

Friday 6 March 2015 9:31

Was I the only one reading the list of how the pubes are growing in a daft punk tone.

1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 6 March 2015 9:40

yes, captain Solo, yes you are.

bearstyle22 11

Friday 6 March 2015 10:10

I guess I have sick tunes in my head at all times then.

1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 6 March 2015 11:53

Would that be the imperial march?

bearstyle22 11

Friday 6 March 2015 12:00

on occasion yes. so touche sir, touche

sicksadworld1317 30

Friday 6 March 2015 9:32

It's time to quit those vitamins. It's good to take a multivitamin daily; but for your hair you could use a volumizing shampoo and deep conditioner. There are also strengthening top coats to help your nails grow. Good luck, OP!

khoov19 20

Friday 6 March 2015 9:32

keep up the good fight and keep that lawn manicured

8Dirty1 24

Friday 6 March 2015 9:35

you got the buckwheat

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Friday 6 March 2015 9:37

Huh, I assume OP is taking Biotin? It's done pretty awesomely for me, especially with my hair growth. Maybe they should try a different brand.

sweetnsourrr 11

Friday 6 March 2015 14:47

I wish it would have done the same for me, but that didn't happened. Instead of helping my skin, it made worse by giving me back acne and tones of ance on my face and I had to stop using that asap. It done ****** up my hormones.

nkb94 18

Friday 6 March 2015 9:38

I feel your pain. I'm taking those and they're making me grow hair on my neck!

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:01

Were you taking biotin or something else? I'm a big advocate for Nature's Bounty Hair, Skin, & Nails vitamins. They've worked awesomely for me so far over a month & a half.