By bushwhacker - 05/03/2015 23:34 - United States - Wichita

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
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Those tablets seem pretty baaad

You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.

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Those tablets seem pretty baaad

it doesn't only grow the hair on your head

Your wording is impeccable.

Sounds like a baa-ad situation

Don't get why people are down voting this :D it's fun!! :D

You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.

Was I the only one reading the list of how the pubes are growing in a daft punk tone.

yes, captain Solo, yes you are.

I guess I have sick tunes in my head at all times then.

Would that be the imperial march?

on occasion yes. so touche sir, touche

It's time to quit those vitamins. It's good to take a multivitamin daily; but for your hair you could use a volumizing shampoo and deep conditioner. There are also strengthening top coats to help your nails grow. Good luck, OP!

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keep up the good fight and keep that lawn manicured

you got the buckwheat

Huh, I assume OP is taking Biotin? It's done pretty awesomely for me, especially with my hair growth. Maybe they should try a different brand.

I wish it would have done the same for me, but that didn't happened. Instead of helping my skin, it made worse by giving me back acne and tones of ance on my face and I had to stop using that asap. It done fucked up my hormones.

I feel your pain. I'm taking those and they're making me grow hair on my neck!

Were you taking biotin or something else? I'm a big advocate for Nature's Bounty Hair, Skin, & Nails vitamins. They've worked awesomely for me so far over a month & a half.

They are the Nature's Bounty gummy vitamins. They were working fine at first.

That's so strange, I wonder if they could have been interacting with something else you were taking? I have no idea.