Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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DocBastard 40
What about yogurt? Juice? Smoothies? Cream of wheat? You lying sack of excrement.
shesaywha 19
nooooooooo, rectal surgery -_-
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Shorty_Shaza 5
*are not the only options* sorry my nokia E71 is retarded and doesn't let me see the rest of my paragraph so i can't check what i have written at the end lol
treasurechest 0
HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIMMEEEE lol usually last like 3 weeks :/ it sucks I know.
tucansam555 3
it only hurts for 2 days
rawrimapenguin 0
your teeth only hurt for two days. don't tell anyone else how long theirs should hurt. like everyone is different. i got my bottoms put on on thursday and they still hurt really bad, last time i checked, thursday was 3 days ago.
rique2008 10
id probably go more along the lines of a week, because im on day 4 and it still hurts, but then again i got 8 extra brackets, and a wire to rotate one of my molars. but back on topic: that sucks op.
dandawg69 0
tucansam: nice picture lol
Jedawg 3
agreed i just suck it up and bite down and pretend the pain isnt there
jrsgreenfire257 0
Bill Cosby would KILL for that position.lol
yay_knee 3
What about mashed potatoes? Or some tomato soup? I'm sure you can figure something out without having to just eat pudding and Slimfast. Unless you're in some sort of diet by drinking Slimfast, but then you're breaking it if you're eating pudding, unless it's fat-free or sugar-free pudding. I don't know. FYL, I have braces too, but I still eat solid food even though it hurts.
bugmenotmofo 34
SAME!!!
k9obsessed 5
Let me guess, just got your wisdom teeth out? Yeah, I know the feeling. I actually got tired of eating ice cream and yogurt after a bit. I was dying to eat something solid. Lol.
Buddy360 0
Yeah, I have braces but after each appointment it only takes two days for them to stop being sore plus it doesn't hurt as much as you say that yours does.
NBS93 0
Braces SUCK.