Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
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DocBastard 40
What about yogurt? Juice? Smoothies? Cream of wheat? You lying sack of excrement.
shesaywha 19
nooooooooo, rectal surgery -_-
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Comments (119)
DakotaCat 4
Braces are evi mastermindsl!! After I had mine removed I thought: "finally, freedom from these things" and then the doctors like " Oh by the way, here are some retainers you'll have to wear to bed every night for the rest of your life! Have fun!"
sexxxysydney 14
Exactly what I was thinking.
Cjmw 7
Braces are one of the worst things in life sometimes :/
jlhunt87 1
think of it this way... could make for a good diet :]
LauraBe11e 7
I've had braces for a total for 8 years by now. And just had both my jaws cut open and realigned to fix my under bite. All I could eat was basically anything that could be sucked up into a special syringe type thing they gave me to 'eat' with. If I wanted pudding I would of had to water it down for it to fit into the syringe I was supposed to eat with. xD Even after a month the first food I could eat was mashed potatoes. I think you will survive. :P xD
laurachiica15 0
get over it and eat ******* food
cgom 0
at least your staying in shape. :)
MikkiFrezz 0
Haha i love how some people are asking if its cause braces. Well duhh. Orthodontist. Hehe.
yeahiknow0 0
First week of braces I ate fruit cups..
Iwantskittles 0
No pain, no game!