Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I was told I need two root canals. This is because my previous dentist did such a bad job on one of my teeth that the decay went through and transferred to its neighbor. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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liljamers 2
I've had all my wisdom teeth removed and never went on a liquid only diet. For like the first 2 days I ate soft foods and drinks that I could easily swallow like milkshakes, smoothies, applesauce, pudding, and ice cream. The first day you can be so out of it, you won't remember if you ate or not.
Chazzster 32
Your dentist doesn’t have to do both sides at the same time if you are concerned about not being able to chew…
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liljamers 2
I've had all my wisdom teeth removed and never went on a liquid only diet. For like the first 2 days I ate soft foods and drinks that I could easily swallow like milkshakes, smoothies, applesauce, pudding, and ice cream. The first day you can be so out of it, you won't remember if you ate or not.
Chazzster 32
Your dentist doesn’t have to do both sides at the same time if you are concerned about not being able to chew…
MamaChey 24
You’re being really overdramatic. Many, if not most people have their wisdom teeth pulled all at the same time. It’ll be fine
JackWood 21
That leaves you with about 30 other teeth to chew with.
mccuish 25
I’ve had 3 teeth pulled and never once went on a liquid diet. I was able to eat soft food
D J's MOM 17
stop being such a baby/ drama queen. it only hurts for a day w/o drugs and usually they give you pain killers. last time they have me Norco