By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States
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This made me think of Mitch Hedberg's fan bit: "I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. "Do you keep my hair in place?... Do you keep my documents in order?... Do you have three settings? Liar!" (Do you leave grate shaped bruises? Do you attack me while I am half asleep? Do you make a whirring sound that could be mistaken for my phone ringing?) "My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."
Get a cover for that fan, or you will Final Destination yourself.
PHANTOM PHONE SYNDROME!