Sex, Awkward and Sextoys: It's not what you think! - FML

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 22:00

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Today, I woke up and my date I'd had the best sex ever with last night had found the sex doll I hid in a cupboard. She'd left a note calling me a creep, and to lose her number. It was a prop for my brother's stag do last week, I’ve never had sex with it, I’m just waiting for the recycling bins on Friday. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2022 0:34

Well, now you can start (or continue) having sex with the doll, creep. My money is on continue.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2022 0:34

Well, now you can start (or continue) having sex with the doll, creep. My money is on continue.

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