Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
vintage3113 6
+10 interwebz points for you, sir!
jampang6 5
Amen bro
flyskya 1
Looks like 712 people are very very lucky this day. Well forever alone to all the other 2000 some fellow single losers!
hateevryone 15
you're not alone. you're not a loser, either. :)
bloodthorn 4
well, to be fair, this FML *is* right.
AFEmoWifey 0
I understand OP, but shake it off. Nothing like V day knowing your other half is on the other side of the world. Do what I did, enjoy being with friends and just have fun. It really isn't that bad.
MWhinery95 8
That's every day of my life.
shirleyl91_fml 6
you guys are all wrong, it's Forever Alone Party
SeemsToFail 0
Not for me its see whos available day
teamPEETA 0
Cmon guys don't be so pessimistic, not forever alone, but alone for now :)