Love: Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 00:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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You deserved it 8 515

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 08:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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You deserved it 267

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

Comments

cmanaus 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:32

Some of us like being single!

rifletwirler92 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:42

Meh, I think being in a relationship's overrated. Too much drama and whatnot.

baybay123lol 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:43

Blah.

power6053 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:49

Same. Forever Alone.jpg

chaoscreator 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:50

Ah the terrible case of loner disease don't worry there is a cure!!

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:58

No wonder with that attitude.

maylinlee9 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:17

vodka costs less than dinner for two. ;)

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:23

I'm right there with ya...today was awful for me too.

aliciab394 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:40

We must combine!!! Come my fellow single losers!!!!!!!

ifight4freedom 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:43

I hear ya

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