Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
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Top comments
drunkturtle 14
Well he didn't lie
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he's gonna make you a ring out of sparkle glue.
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Comments (108)
interesting33 37
Could be he will propose properly later and was joking around with the glitter? Or wanted to see how you'd react? If you would seem disappointed?
daGun 18
He is stuck on you.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Don't complain, that gift is awesome! Cx
LiamCD02 12
It's my parents 16 anniversary today.
wickedhyype 17
Technically sparkles sparkle, not shine......so he kinda lied :P
keeks46 12
That's still pretty cool.
False_Stupidity 42
It is a gift that says that he will always stick with you but that he felt the need to add some sparkle to the relationship.
xMKCx 4
Well...that is shiny
PinkGlitterBunny 8
That's great!
xcrunner5671 4
I think you're ungrateful why don't you buy the ring and propose if you want marriage so badly? This is a YDI for sure