By Capteen - Australia - Brisbane
  Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
Capteen_fml tells us more :
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!
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Oh man thats awkward to know, but heres a story that will definitely cheer you up. I was younger (11) I went to Disneyland for the first time. I got this cool magic mickey dark light at the place and took it back to the hotel we were staying in. Later that day I was playing with the light on my bed and noticed all these splotches all over the bed. When my parents also see this they immediately left the hotel and went to a new one. The next one had even more splotches. About two years later I watched CSI about an episode about a prostatute. Now I know why we left the hotel. O_o

  SpottedZebra42  |  14

jackal181 - I take it you've never read the commenting rules, right? Either way this is very disturbing and I feel sorry for OP just like everyone else here. I'm not sure how you could not feel the same.

EDIT: It appears he was moderated as I typed this comment......

  ZooMzy  |  9

111- It's actually "And it moves us all."

Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle...
The circle...of life!!

I never thought I'd have to correct someone for failing to use the proper lyrics of The Circle of Life. Seriously, I know this song better than my ABCs!!

  stuner56  |  22

Son, when I was your age, I found out that my parents conceived me in this bed. I figured it's time to tell you that you were also conceived in this bed

  The_Hitdude  |  12

^^Considering he put his location as '69,69' I'm going to take an educated guess and say he's not over 14. I wouldn't waste my time on the little wanker SkoomaKi--he's not worth it.