By Anonymous - 28/5/2017 12:00
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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By  Starzak  |  17

While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here.

A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME.

That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.

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By  Starzak  |  17

While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here.

A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME.

That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.

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  CantTouchThat  |  27

"Honey, my family dropped by and wants to say hi to you when you get home. Can't wait to see you after work. Love you! Also, don't go on your kinky rants again. We've gotten complaints."