By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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Starzak 18
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While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here. A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME. That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.

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seasonedtoast 19
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Turn it into a game of never have I ever.

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seasonedtoast 19
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Turn it into a game of never have I ever.

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Starzak 18
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While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here. A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME. That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.

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Starzak 18
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Whoops! Wants, not wasn't.

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ImminentDisaster 12
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The FML is the issue. No one said he shouldn't do it - it's just an awkward situation.

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RichardPencil 30
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"I guess we're eating out tonight."

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Ruminativ3 0
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And all this could have been avoided by a simple text.

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CantTouchThat 28
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"Honey, my family dropped by and wants to say hi to you when you get home. Can't wait to see you after work. Love you! Also, don't go on your kinky rants again. We've gotten complaints."

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Shabnam Moghal 14
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"Surprise! Happy Birthday! We'll be going now"

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jamielusions 19
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How did your family react? I would have laughed.

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Marie Bernabe 10
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Should Off Told Him They Were There ??

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lucasjames22 8
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and your guy didn't see their invisible cars parked outside? and couldn't hear all those people talking when he came in?

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lucasj23 11
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how did they all get there? no cars?

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