By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00
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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00
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Turn it into a game of never have I ever.
While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here. A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME. That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.
Whoops! Wants, not wasn't.
Smooth!
"I guess we're eating out tonight."
And all this could have been avoided by a simple text.
"Honey, my family dropped by and wants to say hi to you when you get home. Can't wait to see you after work. Love you! Also, don't go on your kinky rants again. We've gotten complaints."
"Surprise! Happy Birthday! We'll be going now"
Should Off Told Him They Were There ??
and your guy didn't see their invisible cars parked outside? and couldn't hear all those people talking when he came in?
how did they all get there? no cars?
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While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here. A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME. That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.
Turn it into a game of never have I ever.