Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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fireblazes
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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phaelnb
| 26
How would that help?
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DanielleinDC
| 32
OP was home and had just let her family in when her fiance got there. Presumably the family members don't have keys.
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seasonedtoast
| 19
Turn it into a game of never have I ever.
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Starzak
| 18
While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here.
A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME.
That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.
A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME.
That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.
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Starzak
| 18
Whoops! Wants, not wasn't.
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ImminentDisaster
| 12
The FML is the issue. No one said he shouldn't do it - it's just an awkward situation.
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dopple85
| 6
Smooth!
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RichardPencil
| 28
"I guess we're eating out tonight."
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Ruminativ3
| 0
And all this could have been avoided by a simple text.
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CantTouchThat
| 27
"Honey, my family dropped by and wants to say hi to you when you get home. Can't wait to see you after work. Love you! Also, don't go on your kinky rants again. We've gotten complaints."
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
"Surprise! Happy Birthday! We'll be going now"
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jamielusions
| 19
How did your family react? I would have laughed.
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Marie Bernabe
| 10
Should Off Told Him They Were There ??
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lucasjames22
| 8
and your guy didn't see their invisible cars parked outside? and couldn't hear all those people talking when he came in?
A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME.
That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.