FML : Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen...

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Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 28 May 2017 12:00 /

Intimacy

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By Starzak | 17

#7461586 - Sunday 28 May 2017 02:43

While I can totally understand why this is an FML to the OP, I personally don't really see an issue here. A man walks in, and announces at the top of his lungs the freaky shit he wasn't to do to his fiancée in their OWN HOME. That's the last place he'd expect to have to tiptoe around or have to walk on eggshells.

By seasonedtoast | 18

#7461542 - Sunday 28 May 2017 01:03

Turn it into a game of never have I ever.

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By fireblazes | 5

#7461522 - Sunday 28 May 2017 12:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

phaelnb | 23

#7461583 - Sunday 28 May 2017 02:37

How would that help?

DanielleinDC | 28

#7461922 - Monday 29 May 2017 04:44

OP was home and had just let her family in when her fiance got there. Presumably the family members don't have keys.

By seasonedtoast | 18

#7461542 - Sunday 28 May 2017 01:03

Turn it into a game of never have I ever.

By Starzak | 17

#7461586 - Sunday 28 May 2017 02:43

Starzak | 17

#7461589 - Sunday 28 May 2017 02:48

Whoops! Wants, not wasn't.

ImminentDisaster | 6

#7461692 - Sunday 28 May 2017 07:17

The FML is the issue. No one said he shouldn't do it - it's just an awkward situation.

By dopple85 | 5

#7461616 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:15

Smooth!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7461620 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:21

"I guess we're eating out tonight."

By Ruminativ3 | 0

#7461762 - Sunday 28 May 2017 09:24

And all this could have been avoided by a simple text.

CantTouchThat | 26

#7462615 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 03:32

"Honey, my family dropped by and wants to say hi to you when you get home. Can't wait to see you after work. Love you! Also, don't go on your kinky rants again. We've gotten complaints."