Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML
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Flounder 2
You deserve it for thinking that vitamins help to cure a cold. Guess what, you take vitamins and your cold goes away in a few days. You do nothing and your cold goes away in a few days. I have no clue why people think they can expedite the process. Plus, who takes pills without identifying them first??!?
mattmalin11 0
Looks like you're in a *puts on sunglasses* shitty situation.
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Comments (55)
IVXX 0
it's like crossing a road.. stop, and look before you do anything.
LisaBanana 0
Who takes pills blindly? obviously dumb ***** hah.
rofflewaffle 9
Hey, at least she's getting rid of two common cold symptoms, because I can pretty much guarantee she won't be coughing or sneezing the rest of the day.
Emilyinroom483 7
Who takes a HANDFUL of pills o_e
Ibogaine 0
Look before you leap... or something like that. I hope you had fun leaking in front of your coworkers.
ringogrey 4
those are the days we remember forever and tell our kids about, enjoy
hughsmith 0
loser
nickypd122 1
Might wanna read the bottle before you take the pill...
Lookinforlove10 1
YDI for not seeing which pills your poppin'...
whymeplease44 8
you kimda deserved it cause even my gramma and grampa dont take a handful tjey take two. and youre stupid for not reading the lables