Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
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demix_fml
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Kids say the strangest things....đ¶
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acmariner99
| 24
I donât think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.
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demix_fml
| 32
Kids say the strangest things....đ¶
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acmariner99
| 24
I donât think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.
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EmDizzle2007
| 28
this is a good take.
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Weslea Sanchez
| 12
Unless you straight up ignore them, but at that point the US, Britain, France, or the UN is probably overthrowing your government
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RichardPencil
| 29
Tell her sheâd see you again. Youâll be coming home with a gun and PTSD. Is that what she wants?
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spillmybeans1
| 5
I think you took a joke a touch too far.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Why, is she already in the Navy? ;-)
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0neiros
| 13
She's FOUR, so not a bastion of intellect to be taken seriously. Tell her because she was mean to you, they killed a puppy at the dog pound. Got to keep the next generation of therapists employed you know.
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Sarah Emmons_80368934
| 6
My kids an asshole too đđ sheâs not even 4 yet