By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
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demix_fml 32

Kids say the strangest things....😶

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acmariner99 25

I don’t think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.

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demix_fml 32

Kids say the strangest things....😶

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acmariner99 25

I don’t think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.

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EmDizzle2007 28

this is a good take.

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Weslea Sanchez 12

Unless you straight up ignore them, but at that point the US, Britain, France, or the UN is probably overthrowing your government

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RichardPencil 30

Tell her she’d see you again. You’ll be coming home with a gun and PTSD. Is that what she wants?

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spillmybeans1 5

I think you took a joke a touch too far.

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0neiros 14

She's FOUR, so not a bastion of intellect to be taken seriously. Tell her because she was mean to you, they killed a puppy at the dog pound. Got to keep the next generation of therapists employed you know.

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Sarah Emmons_80368934 6

My kids an asshole too 🙄🙄 she’s not even 4 yet

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