By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
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Kids say the strangest things....😶

I don’t think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.

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Kids say the strangest things....😶

I don’t think the Geneva Convention approves of child soldiers.

EmDizzle2007 28

this is a good take.

Unless you straight up ignore them, but at that point the US, Britain, France, or the UN is probably overthrowing your government

Tell her she’d see you again. You’ll be coming home with a gun and PTSD. Is that what she wants?

spillmybeans1 5

I think you took a joke a touch too far.

Why, is she already in the Navy? ;-)

She's FOUR, so not a bastion of intellect to be taken seriously. Tell her because she was mean to you, they killed a puppy at the dog pound. Got to keep the next generation of therapists employed you know.

My kids an asshole too 🙄🙄 she’s not even 4 yet