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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 886
You deserved it 376

Same thing different taste

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The best way to fart silently is to wiggle your butt cheeks apart so the air doesn’t flap your skin

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The best way to fart silently is to wiggle your butt cheeks apart so the air doesn’t flap your skin

tiptoppc 19

Just think, you’ll get hired someday to take the minutes of the annual symposium of wind breakers. Pretty sure the main keynote will be so spectacular, it’ll take your breath away while not leaving a dry eye in the house. Those in front will be especially affected by the keynote produced!

The real question is how did they write that sound down.