Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
kiakia0131 23
Aw I'm sorry OP. Sometimes the doctors are wrong but I don't want you to get your hopes up or have false hope. If you want children there are other options available like adoption, surrogacy etc. They can be expensive though but I'm sure it would be worth it.
G6chick 0
do they know?
Leftieswillrule 3
for the sake of the world: ADOPT and be a total douche to anyone with more than 3 kids! too many ******* people in the world and you are the solution
forgotten_addict 1
Wow 11 you killed your comment completely... if you going to put shit like that, why are you even on here? Anyways OP that sucks that you are unable to have children, but there is plently of kids wanting to be adopted..... and who knows some ppl end up pregnant if even they "can't" have kids sooo good luck!
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
awww!! well u can help children who hve no parents and adopt
labanana_fml 5
wow, start the adopting process , it'll take pretty much the same amount of time to adopt as to give birth, or consiter a serrogate. fyl
teleman 0
Op, sterility is a blessing in disguise. I'm making myself sterile soon, belive me children suck. So congragulations! You lucky duck :D
pikagirl222 1
you were a kid too once, you do know that right?
petals_fml 5
Nothing wrong with being sterile; having kids is completely overrated and you don't have to do the same thing as everyone else. You can be free to vacation more and you will have a lot more money.
dancer_whos_whee 0
awwe, im so sorry....
princess819 2
so sorry to hear that!