Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
dubbadee123 5
get a baby momma take ur dna and ur husbands and have her hold the baby for you
pinknpurplez 10
I am so sorry to read this, I hope you can come to terms with the news, and there will be children in your future via a different path, such as surrogacy or adoption, as suggested by others before me. I wish you the best for your future xx
colbyb 0
That's just rude
megan1245613 0
You can adopt and help another baby
Oshiegirl92212 4
I'm sorry OP but everybody is right the doctors can be wrong so don't give up hope. When the right time comes I am sure that you will be a great parent :) sometimes things happen for a reason to make even greater things in your life happen. Just be patient and everything will work itself out
HH15 5
A doctor told my sister she could never have children and now she's pregnant with her second child! There's still hope, OP!
sting99000 6
I feel so bad for you
Erto 17
You lucky ************, cream pies for days, **** kids waste of time and money. Why does everyone feel the need to contribute to overpopulation?
fantasyworld 39
There are stories of sterile women getting pregnant. You can adopt.
Bathtubduck 12
Don't worry OP! My dad was pronounced sterile as well, an here I am. 18 year old healthy girl with a 15 yer old younger sister (and yes, he is definately my father). So don't give up hope!