Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
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Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Littlemiss__LOL 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Adopt??
twinmum_fml 6
we all thought my sister was sterile and she is pregnant now so there is hope for you OP. sometimes the doctors are wrong.
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Comments (217)
kailyn10 0
why does this person deserve this?
Tanya33 1
This is one of the few FMLs that is actually an FML.
KacyDale24 0
ha bitches
teleman 0
not fml worthy unless you like screaming brats. I would be jumping with joy if i found out i was naturally sterile but no, i have to go get a vasectomy.
manny2 0
y didn't u write this two weeks ago then?
peguinfeet 0
aww that must suck.:(
bent80 0
Congratulations, now you never have to deal w children. Why is this an fml?
Niki0308 0
I can see the FML now,'Today, we found out a relative is pregnant. We were joking around, saying another one of our friends was next. Turns out that two weeks ago he found out I was sterile. FML'. OP: Sorry, though! but u can always adopt!
VMF 0
ohh shit, lol that ******* sucks :(
thenumber23 0
awwww:( im so sorry! there's still a chance! there's a lot of movies where they think they can't have kids but they do!