By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
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GenevieveL 0

Gross. Clean your room.

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athiest_pope 0

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

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youaresofucked 0

"Today, I learned that I DONT REALLY CARE. FYL"

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silvermoonstar3 3

No. I KNOW you already realized it. Don't say you learned it, OP. You have to actually be mentally retarded to not know that already. "Today, I accidentally drank from the glass..." would be more appropriate. Also, YDI for letting a glass of milk sit for that long.

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Penetration 0

Today, I agreed with #11. FYL. How is this even considered an FML? "OMFG BAD MILK GOTTA GO QQ ON FML." Lawl.

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Duckasaurus 0

Why the **** is there a week-old glass of milk on your table?

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Reyo 2

@66: Seconded I won't let a glass of water sit in my room for more than a day. What kind of a slob leaves a glass of MILK out for a WEEK?

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Metzler31 17

ydi for leaving your house a ******* pig sty

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zomgbies 17

**Cleveland voice** Thats nasty. Clean your pit up!

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GenevieveL 0

Gross. Clean your room.

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americayay 0

Seconded. Edit: I'm seconding the previous comment, not claiming I'm second poster. It's sad that I have to specify.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I think the "-ed" made it obvious. But, then again, I consider myself literate. =P

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brand125 17

86 - actually you have no point and sound like a douch, gtfo

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athiest_pope 0

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

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re2K5 0

EW!!! you deserve it, though... who leaves milk on their nightstand for a week?? That's just gross.

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llstan2006 0

Ya you figure it would have stunk or something! lol YDI

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I have. Also left a bottle of chocolate milk in my car. When I dumped it out, it was lumpy and looked/smelled like vomit.

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Timmead 0

Surely it would have curdled into a solid, lumpy, reeking mess by that point? How did you fail to notice the difference? (Sorry if you're blind and an anosmiac)

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helluva 1

Exactly what I was thinking.. Not forgetting, the bad smell. Btw, OP, I bet the rotten milk tasted like yoghurt :3

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RockieGirl 0

i think you would've got seriously ill if this was true?

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letitbe56 0

Do you get seriously ill if you eat yogurt? Or cheese? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_milk_products

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Fermentation is very different from rotten milk. Unprocessed spoiled milk can give you food poisoning. It usually requires a large amount though.

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letitbe56 0

I'm pretty sure the difference between fermentation and just plain spoiling is the kind of organism (in this case bacteria) that is introduced to cause the process. So yes, "different" but not "very different."

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CalebBWoods 5

not necessarily I can drink milk and go out into 100 degree weather or drink rotten milk, it just don't bother me at all

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subwoofa 0

Why would you keep consuming off milk when you know its disgusting and unsanitary?

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subwoofa 0

Why would you keep consuming off milk when you know its disgusting and unsanitary?

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subwoofa 0

Why would you keep consuming off milk when you know its disgusting and unsanitary?

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boycrazy30007 12

I'm pretty sure he didn't swallow it for one thing.

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letitbe56 0

Doesn't it usually become solid by then if it's just sitting out? YDI for leaving milk out. Ick :(

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Superawesomestev 0

a week? wow. clean up your shit pile hovel of a cardboard box you live in.

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