I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

Ambulance gets to the hospital. Then a yellow 1967 British Leyland Mini pulls up behind the door of the ambulance preventing OP from exiting.

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself

I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed at that. xD hope you heal fast. :)

And Doctors say golf can be beneficial to health......Hope you recover from both soon OP

I have a feeling that even if OP stayed in bed something would have happened i.e. rolling over falling out of bed and breaking arm.

time to live in a bubble

At least you could just turn around and walk back in.

this all happened in a day? dang that sucks. lol