FML : Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs;...

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Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /

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By ssnow_fml | 20

#6600141 - Sunday 8 May 2016 12:51

I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

By Mons_fml | 26

#6600151 - Sunday 8 May 2016 01:26

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

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By ssnow_fml | 20

#6600141 - Sunday 8 May 2016 12:51

I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

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McGundam | 5

#6601599 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 01:19

damn you beat me to it, lol

By Mons_fml | 26

#6600151 - Sunday 8 May 2016 01:26

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

By Mightyrif | 23

#6600153 - Sunday 8 May 2016 01:26

Ambulance gets to the hospital. Then a yellow 1967 British Leyland Mini pulls up behind the door of the ambulance preventing OP from exiting.

By tranced_ | 38

#6600170 - Sunday 8 May 2016 02:11

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself

By Nickimariek | 20

#6600178 - Sunday 8 May 2016 02:38

I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed at that. xD hope you heal fast. :)

By LennyComa | 36

#6600205 - Sunday 8 May 2016 03:29

And Doctors say golf can be beneficial to health......Hope you recover from both soon OP

By gobiteme2 | 33

#6600231 - Sunday 8 May 2016 04:10

I have a feeling that even if OP stayed in bed something would have happened i.e. rolling over falling out of bed and breaking arm.

By cheesecake12 | 12

#6600257 - Sunday 8 May 2016 05:14

time to live in a bubble

By smarterass | 3

#6600591 - Monday 9 May 2016 12:04

At least you could just turn around and walk back in.

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6600597 - Monday 9 May 2016 12:10

More of a hobble or limp i'd say since his foot was just run over...

By Mortoli | 29

#6600769 - Monday 9 May 2016 04:49

this all happened in a day? dang that sucks. lol

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