By Thanderska - 04/03/2008 01:02

Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML
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ssnow_fml 20

I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

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Mons_fml 27

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

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ssnow_fml 20

I'd go sit in a plastic bubble for a few days.

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McGundam 5

damn you beat me to it, lol

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Mons_fml 27

I can only imagine the pain. When I was younger out playing golf once. My brother walked up behind me mid swing. I can still remember the sound. he had a black eye for a while.

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Mightyrif 23

Ambulance gets to the hospital. Then a yellow 1967 British Leyland Mini pulls up behind the door of the ambulance preventing OP from exiting.

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tranced_ 45

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself

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Nickimariek 20

I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed at that. xD hope you heal fast. :)

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LennyComa 39

And Doctors say golf can be beneficial to health......Hope you recover from both soon OP

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gobiteme2 34

I have a feeling that even if OP stayed in bed something would have happened i.e. rolling over falling out of bed and breaking arm.

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cheesecake12 12

time to live in a bubble

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smarterass 6

At least you could just turn around and walk back in.

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False_Stupidity 41

More of a hobble or limp i'd say since his foot was just run over...

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Mortoli 30

this all happened in a day? dang that sucks. lol

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